Application form to contest in Indian constitutional elections (A Joke)

[Kush Khatri <free_voice@yahoo.com>]

Since the list has been quiet, I though I'll send this "application
form" which was circulating for prospective candidates to the Indian
parliamentary elections.  I though it was funny.  Hope it doesn't
offend.

> >
Application form to contest in Indian constitutional elections
> >> .
> >>
> >>  1. Name of Candidate      :  _______________________
> >>  2. Present Address
> >>     (i)  Name of Jail      :  _______________________
> >>     (ii) Cell Number       :  _______________________
> >>   (If not in Jail, attach proof of residence)
> >>
> >>  3. Political Party        :  _______________________
> >>   (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order)
> >>
> >>  4. Sex                    : [ ]
> >>   A - Male
> >>   B - Female
> >>   C - Jayalalitha
> >>   D - Lalloo
> >>
> >>  5. Nationality            : [ ]
> >>   A - Italian
> >>   B - Indian
> >>
> >>  6.    Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
> >>   A - Defected
> >>   B - Expelled
> >>   C - Bought out
> >>   D - None of above
> >>   E - All of above
> >>
> >>  7.    Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
> >>   A - To make money
> >>   B - To escape court trial
> >>   C - To grossly misuse power
> >>   D - To serve the public
> >>   E - I have no clue
> >>   (if you choose "D"- attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recogonised Government Psychiatrist)
> >>
> >>  8.    How many years of public service experience do you possess
? 
> >>   A - 1-2 yrs
> >>   B - 2-6yrs
> >>   C - 6-15yrs
> >>   D - 15+yrs
> >>
> >>  9.    Give details of any criminal cases pending against you 
(Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
> >>
> >>  10.   How many years have you spent in Jail ? [ ]
> >>   (Do not confuse with  question 8)
> >>   A - 1-2 years
> >>   B - 2-6 years
> >>   C - 6-15 years
> >>   D - 15+years
> >>
> >>  11.   Are you involved in any financial scams ? [ ]> >>   A -
Why not
> >>   B - Of Course
> >>   C - Definitely
> >>   D - I deny it all
> >>   E - see a foreign hand.
> >>
> >>  12.   What is your Annual Corruption Income ? [ ]
> >>   A - 100-500 Crores
> >>   B - 500-1000 Crores
> >>   C - Overflow...
> >>  (Note: Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc into Rupees)
> >>
> >>  14.   Do you have any developmental plans for the country in
mind ? 

> >>   A - No
> >>   B - No
> >>   C - No
> >>   D - No
> >>
> >>  15.   Describe in space provided, your achievements :
> >>  _________________
> >>
> >>Thumb Impresssion of candidate (Not that of the person who filled
the form)
> >>
> >>

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